<html><body>Guard Harlan:<br>
Hello, stranger! My wife just recently gave birth to a beautiful baby girl!<br>
The countless amusements of fatherhood fill me with indescribable joy... I just want to play peek-a-boo all day! I don't care if people laugh... I would do anything for my precious baby!<br>
I see that you disapprove, but you must understand... My wife and I tried for 10 years to have a child! To finally have produced such a perfect baby would drive anyone to distraction!<br>
You are obviously not a parent!<br>
<a action="bypass -h Quest 379_FantasyWine 30074-1.htm">I'm sorry.</a>
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